It’s like magic.”īy now we were on a two-lane highway that led through absolutely nowhere, the horizon flat as a ruler in every direction. Who do you call that can just get a fucking airplane? Where do you get assault rifles? This shit doesn’t just…appear in real life. And when we land…there’s a military-grade Humvee waiting for us. And there’s an actual plane just…waiting for us. And then you’ve got a real life Terminator who shoots big ass machine guns like it’s a goddamned toy. You go on not one, not two, but three real-life car chases with people shooting at us and everything. Like, you show up with a bag full of machine guns-sorry, assault rifles. But none of that, except for you, is true. You shoot a car in the engine and it explodes. “It’s just…none of what’s happened to me has been like I thought it would be. “What was it you were laughing about, now that we’ve got basic terminology out of the way?” What Thresh had on the cargo plane, that was a machine gun.” And AK-47s, M-16s, those kinds of things…those are assault rifles, not machine guns. Pistols have clips, assault rifles have magazines. A chopper is a motorcycle, not a helicopter. I’m a soldier, and we tend to get picky about that kind of thing. He had the good sense to laugh at himself. It should never, ever, be called a Hummer.” A Hummer is one of two things: a piece of shit civilian vehicle that shares literally no DNA with what I’m driving right now, or it’s a blowjob. “It’s not a fucking Hummer,” he snapped, “it’s a Humvee. “Magically procure guns and airplanes and military Hummers-” I buckled myself in and laughed as a thought occurred to me. Harris turned the engine over, and it made a rattling bass diesel growl. No, this was the military Hummer, huge, wide, tan, with a sloping rear roof and a brutally spartan interior. There was a Hummer waiting for us, but it wasn’t the civilian version, the watered down derivative. As soon as we landed-once again on a too-short landing strip in the middle of nowhere, Harris effortlessly bringing the big aircraft down with a single gentle bump and bark of the tires-Thresh, now clothed in a tight T-shirt and canvas boat shoes, jumped onto a waiting Harley and roared off without even waving at me. Imagines: Not Only in Your Dreams by Anna Todd, Ariana Godoy, Bryony Leah, Leigh Ansell, A.After Brazil, Florida seemed relatively temperate. His Wicked Secret (The League of Rogues Book 8) by Lauren Smithĭisturbing the Peace: Blue Line Book Four (Blue Line Series 4) by Brandy Ayers Sleight of Hand (Outbreak Task Force) by Julie Rowe How to Marry a Werewolf: A Claw & Courship Novella by Gail Carriger The Alien's Needs (Uoria Mates V Book 5) by Ruth Anne Scottįalling for the Best Man by Joanne Dannon Pricked by Thorns: A Redeeming Cupid Novel #3 by Jenn Windrowīaby Makes Three: A Brother's Best Friend's Secret Baby Romance by Nicole Elliot Blackwell's Bride: A Fake Marriage Romance (A Good Wife Book 2) by Sienna Blake Walkerįamous: A Small Town Secret Romance by Emily Bishop WalkerĮlements of Retrofit (Thomas Elkin Book 1) by N.R. Yanni's Story (The Spencer Cohen Series Book 4) by N.R. Steele, Jenika Snow, Dale Mayer, Michelle Love, Mia Ford, Penny Wylder, Delilah Devlin, Sawyer Bennett, Piper Davenport, Random NovelsĦ+ Us Makes Eight: A Teacher and Single Dad Romance (Baby Makes Three) by Nicole Elliot Barton, Bella Forrest, Frankie Love, Madison Faye, C.M. Read books online free novels Hot Authors Sam Crescent, Flora Ferrari, Zoe Chant, Alexa Riley, Mia Madison, Lexy Timms, Claire Adams, Leslie North, Sophie Stern, Elizabeth Lennox, Amy Brent, Jordan Silver, Kathi S.
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